hotsingledads:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

(via crunchier)

"I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm."

Anonymous (via fluffynips)

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assume:

you’re as irrelevant as “ueue” in the word “queue”

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teenagesoil:

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.

(via fluorescenttaco)

sexualremarks:

*sobs violently as my reproductive system rips itself apart in a spite-filled act of anger bc im not pregnant*

(via justtheladyinblack)